Bite back

As seen in the current issue of S.I.:

Vick's Dog Chew Toy | $10.99

A portion of the proceeds will go to an animal charity, but ...

... we must check all leads before any commitment is made. Since we are committed to a donation in the true sense of the word, we will not disclose our contribution plans at this time.

And there's a little issue with copyright/likeness laws.

So they may never be made and they may never ship, but you can order away.